|What did Adam say on the day before
It's Christmas, Eve !
|How do you make an idiot laugh on
boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
|What do you have in December that you
don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
|What does Father Christmas suffer from
if he gets stuck in one of those chimneys?
Santa Claustrophobia !
|What do you call a letter sent up the
chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail !
|Who delievers Christmas presents to the cat?
|Why does Father Christmas go down the
Because it soots him !
|Who delievers elephants's Christmas
|How many chimney does Father Christmas
|Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas
Because he's Sooty!