What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve ! |
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing
day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! |
What do you have in December that you don't
have in any other month ?
The letter "D" ! |
What does Father Christmas suffer from if
he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia ! |
What do you call a letter sent up the
chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail ! |
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws ! |
Why does Father Christmas go down the
chimney ?
Because it soots him ! |
Who delievers elephants's Christmas
presents?
Elephanta Claus ! |
How many chimney does Father Christmas go
down ?
Stacks ! |
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty ! |
