Christmas 2018: Christmas eve Jokes    compiled by
It was the day before Christmas

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in one of those chimneys?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail !
Who delievers Christmas presents to the cat?
Santa Paws!
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus!
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty!
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