|What beats his
chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas
|Mum, May I have a
dog for Christmas ?
No, but you may have turkey like everyone else!
|What did the
eskimos sing when they got their Christmas dinner
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when "
|What did the big
cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours !
|Who is never
hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - it's always stuffed !
|What bird has
wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
|What's the best
thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
|We had Grandma for
Really, we had turkey !
|Whats happens if
you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus !
|What do vampires
put on their turkey at Christmas ?