Christmas 2018: Dinner Jokes compiled by Only4UKids.com

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan!
Mum, May I have a dog for Christmas ?
No, but you may have turkey like everyone else!
What did the eskimos sing when they got their Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - it's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
We had Grandma for Christmas dinner!
Really, we had turkey !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
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