What
beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas
cake Tarzipan ! |
Mum,
Can I have a dog for Christmas
? No,
you can have turkey like everyone else ! |
What
did the eskimos sing when they got their Christmas dinner
? "Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know
when " ! |
What
did the big cracker say to the little cracker
?
My
pop is bigger than yours ! |
Who
is never hungry at Christmas ? The
turkey - he's always stuffed ! |
What
bird has wings but cannot fly
?
Roast turkey ! |
Whats the best
thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth ! |
We
had grandma for Christmas dinner!
Really, we had turkey ! |
Whats happens
if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus ! |
What
do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
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