What beats his chest and swings from
Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan ! |
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else ! |
What did the eskimos sing when they got
their Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " ! |
What did the big cracker say to the little
cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours ! |
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed ! |
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey ! |
Whats the best thing to put into a
Christmas cake ?
Your teeth ! |
We had grandma for Christmas dinner!
Really, we had turkey ! |
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas
decorations?
You get tinsel-itus ! |
What do vampires put on their turkey at
Christmas ?
Grave-y ! |
