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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why is the similarity between Christmas trees and bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles!
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is 'burning candle' like 'being thirsty' ?
Because a little water ends both of them!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes!
What did the little candle say to the big candle ?
I'm going out tonight!
What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
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