What
do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..
! |
Why
are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles ! |
What's
Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia ! |
What
did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas
?
Thanks, I'll never part with it ! |
Why is 'burning candle' like
'being thirsty' ?
Because a little water ends both of them !
|
What
do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree
?
A
pineapple ! |
What
do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes ! |
What
did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight ! |
What happens
to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy ! |
How
long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
|
