What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! |
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles ! |
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia ! |
What did the bald man say when he got a
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it ! |
Why is 'burning candle' like 'being
thirsty' ?
Because a little water ends both of them ! |
What do you get if you cross an apple with
a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple ! |
What do you give a train driver for
Christmas ?
Platform shoes ! |
What did the big candle say to the little
candle ?
I'm going out tonight ! |
What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy ! |
How long does it take to burn a candle down
?
About a wick ! |
