|Knock Knock Who's there ?
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
|What did one Angel say to the other
Halo there !
|How to cats greet each other at
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"
|What do elephants sing at Christmas
No-elephants, no elephants !
|What does Dracula write on his
Christmas cards ?
Best vicious of the season
|What do angry mice send to each other
Cross mouse cards !
|How do sheep greet each other at
A Merry Christmas to ewe
|What does Father Christmas write on his
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !